You lot really never are satisfied, are you? You, who spend your lives toiling against the tides of adversity, struggling through disease and poverty, with the single-minded Hope of some day rising above material concerns to actualize your true potential. Who are always yearning to be above the net of fate, masters of your own destiny. ( Read more... )

where

are you

you d

\
you bitch

fucking stupid whore

you took him
with you

didn't you

GUYS WE NEED TO MAKE EVACUATION PLANS ( Read more... )

'Cause we're workin' backwards, in case you forgot.I was gonna write "How To Not Randomly Kiss Some Strangers" and "What Baby Seals Ain't Interested In", but I spilled on that draft. Why not write it on a computer, you'd ask if you gave a shit. I'd answer 'cause it's easier to write out instead of type up and all the coffee got everywhere and it ( Read more... )

This is SO STUPID!!! `д´)=3

ALL of them???

Where are they!!!!!

hannah, you useless idiot

find them!!!

To the thieves who so brazenly broke into my private quarters while I was out this morning, and thought it would be "funny" to replace my stolen possessions with these cheap, shoddily-made toys --

I will only say this once:

Return that at once, or suffer the consequences.

Oh isn't this just fucking lovely?

Here's how the past few weeks of my life have gone: Hello! I'm a real live human being! Just going about my community service like any decent citizen would, being a productive member of society, boring shite like that. Oh no, a lightning storm! Super powers? Yes fucking please. THIS IS THE PART TO PAY ATTENTION ( Read more... )

H-hello?

Wh-- who's there?? Show yourself!

...

I don't think I like this game very much..... ... Sh-shall we p-play something else now...?

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That butler would making switching Her Majesty's little monster and his roommate impossible for me.